OPP Launch new Hi-Tech BoatVan

During this past weekend, the OPP Launched their new Hi-Tech BoatVan to ensure they could patrol the Grand River without people seeing them. Unlike the old boats, which are quite easy to see at a distance the new Hi-Tech BoatVan will be completely unseen.

The crowd below gathered to be the first to see this new technology put into action. As the new BoatVans are launched it is the only time people will be able to get a good look at them.

The OPP are the first police force in the world to have such technology. With every new technology someone has to work out a few problems. Minor problems that still need to be worked out are the following:

1) Just how long can the average OPP officer hold his breath?

2) Has anyone worked out how to run a gas combustion engine without the use of air?

3) Are OPP officers still allowed to have coffee & donuts in the new BoatVans?

4) Does this mean we will soon have hitchhikers traveling by water?