A big part of the Conservative plantform was focus on Families & Communities.

I know you will not be able to find anything in these areas that says anything about Native Land Claims or Native Crime Sprees, but I do believe there is a connection between Conservative Values and Families & Communities living in Fear.

The Prime Minister has started sending out those $100 per month Cheques to Canadian families. So we thought we could create a list of things this money could and could not be used for.

1) A security system to protect your child and your families from the lawlessness - waste of money because the OPP will never respond.

2) An outdoor Air Raid Siren to notify your neighbours of trouble - very useful.

3) Back to School items - waste of money because local school will likely be closed.

4) Large Fence to hide behind - waste of money because the Province is going to build segregation walls all around Caledonia and call it beautification.

5) Private body guards just like CH TV has - Harper better start giving out more money for this.

6) Use the money to pay for all the phone calls and letters you send to various Government departments who never reply.

7) Set aside the $100 each month and in about 20 years you will have recovered the cost of the loss of your property value.

8) Build an inground shelter for those nights of raids.

9) Donate the monthly money to the Conservative Party - maybe you can buy some Justice.

10) Liberal alternative plan is to forget about buying popcorn because you are going to need all your money to drown your sorrows with beer.

P.S. We don't advocate people arming themselves - the point is, that by doing nothing, it appears to be the only plan that Conservatives are offering.